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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well if you smoke two packs a day since you're eight and everything you touch, eat and breathe contains lead, asbestos or both – that might age you a little.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Two drinks and two packs a day will keep the youth at bay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Because of infertility, right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Damn right.

I have an aunt who has always looked about 15 years older than both of my parents, despite being my dad's younger sister. Smoking, drinking, and tanning will age you quick.