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but i use ddg btw

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If they have inconvenient expectations, simply tell them to not have those! If your boss pushes back, just tell them in a calm but assertive tone that you tell them how things are gonna go, not the other way around.

I don't understand why more people who have not been fired don't do this.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

You just have to look them in the eye and give them a firm handshake when you do it. It's so simple!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah! Piss all over their projects to asert dominance!

Wait: That's what project managers do. Never mind.