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I'd be completely fine with a usb port in the back of my skull to update it /s
And now you need to replace usb-c with usb-d, unless you just bought an iPhone 30 then you need a thunderstorm cable (modeled after Steve Jobs dick).
my USB-i’s are up here
Ahh a micro-p connector! It’s essentially a smooth surface with a small nub.
That's an impressively small connector!
Cyberpunk style
Would I be able to use my body as a generator to have my movement create electricity to charge my phone?
If so I am all for it. Just moving my charging mussle.
New green initiative! Jerk off to save the world!
Whoa.
If it was from Apple, you'd end up with all your body parts as dongles. Including, uh, your dongle.
Cyberpenis