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[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How this actually goes down.

"Give me your wallet."

Reaches for gun

Is immediately tackled by second mugger

Face turned into jello

Mugger now has new 5.7

The OP is correct about one thing - escalating petty theft to a deadly conflict is generally a very stupid thing to do in the real world.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah you give them the wallet, they run off, you draw the gun and yell STUPID IDIOTS MISSED THE MONEY IN MY SHOE HAHA. they turn around. You get wallet back.