this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's always one of the two with this companies, it's either "we're making millions" or "we're going under" there's no inbetween.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

"Great job team! We've increased our profits more than ever before! Now we need your help more than ever to increase profits even further. Unfortunately we cannot afford to pay our employees more, because of the great investmemts we need to make to keep increasing our profits!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The beauty of Hollywood accounting spreading to other industries. Ford Motor Company sells their cars for an on book loss after sales incentives like sub-prime financing through Ford Credit. Ford Credit then makes a profit due to interest payments thus wiping out the loss on the vehicle sale.