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And the days go 1,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,2,21,23 ...
What happens to 22?
The team did a test and found that not enough people who were born on the 22nd bought anything and UX wanted to make the list shorter, so it got removed.
Those people are subhuman and don't belong with the rest of us. They get a tickbox that says "Select if you were born on the 22nd of the month." All the tickbox does is send SWAT to the address you entered