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I'm probably in the minority but besides the Blue Origin one I honestly never even think about penis when I look at a rocket. Like it's just a pointed tube?
Because everything, literally EVERYTHING, long and thin MUST be made that shape for Freudian phallic reasons by penis obsessed men.
There is simply no chance at all that a long thin shape is just the best engineering answer to the requirement to stand tall and erect and/or smoothly penetrate a fluid medium with minimal resistance.
Physics likes dicks. The universe is telling something there for sure!
Hihihi you said "penis".