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[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mr. Marathon over here making us all look bad with his 4 whole minutes.

[–] OberonSwanson 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to think of unattractive things to last longer, and as I’ve gotten older I think of sexy things to stay hard. It’s a paradox.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

✊️ the struggle is real bro

[–] OberonSwanson 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hell, I even stopped cleaning the pipes daily, only to discover now I’m hyper sensitive and explode when the wind blows lol. 🥴

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] OberonSwanson 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks, started back up, slowly but surely i’ll be back to lasting a few minutes like everyone else 🤣

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It took time to find the marker and have two turns before this photo was taken.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, about 3 minutes and 50 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He learnt his lesson last time and came™ prepared.