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So it was weird, the day the Queen died I was walking by the park when this frigid looking woman popped out of the water and gave me a sword. Told me to go to England and take up my throne. Weirdest thing, anyway I'm pretty sure I'm legally the king of England now.
A watery tart giving you a sword is no basis for you to wield Supreme executive power
Well now I'm being repressed
What if some moistened bing lobbed a scimitar at me?
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