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New iPhone 15 Includes 12 Animal Sounds And Colorful Lever (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Varyk 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I bet the 16 will have TWO levers!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*Only the pro version

[–] Varyk 2 points 1 year ago

Well sure, but what kind of poverty-stricken commoner can't afford the pro version?

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