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She's going to make the same mistake with the family dog. Ava, they've had that Golden Retriever since before you were born. Do the math.
Seriously. This child needs to get out of her dream world and join the real world. I blame irresponsible millennial parents.
Doesn't have linkedIn profile or anything. #nohussle
Doubt they even know MLA format smh. They don't teach kids like they used to.