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Don't listen to a word helium tells you (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It's just gaslighting you

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't want to sound like an asshole ... but everyone who ever had at least one chemistry class should know that hydrogen is the lightest element and that it can be a gas.

Either way, I think it might be too complex for a dad joke.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Yeah, later in life when you arent doing a job that involves chemistry, most people forget that stuff. Im 35 and i basically remember nothing from science other than what ive needed to remember to get by. I was more into computers. So from my perspective anyone who has ever had one IT class should know what binary is and how to translate it into decimal.

Trust me. Not as many people as you seem to think will know much about hydrogen.