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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My parents have like $500 or so casino/resort credits left to use before tomorrow morning so we're hitting the fancy steakhouse tonight to blow it all on one meal. The cow I'm gonna eat is going to be so fancy it was once the chef's child's personal pet. My steak will have had a name and had little birthday parties with party hats each year, and its own Instagram account with TENS OF THOUSANDS of followers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That story mooved me to tears and is udderly heartbreaking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm thinking that cow won't be the best eating if it has had multiple birthday parties. Might be ok for a slow cooked smoked BBQ meal, but for steak you want one of the chef's child's personal pet's offspring.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Are you going to have cocktails and dessert? 😺