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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll bet you put your phone down the first time, and it was in your pocket the second time. Poop weighs incredibly little.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I once lost 4 pounds just by pooping.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And what was it on the Clydesdale scale?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"careful, he's a hero"

[–] perspectiveshifting 5 points 1 year ago

No clothes both times and dry hair. The scientific method cannot constrain me