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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'd make the PC take at least some damage from the gravel munch, even if successful.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then later when they hit camp or eat a meal. Have them roll for constitution. Failure leads to spitting out a broken tooth and a future visit to the blacksmith to get it pulled.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I misread that as 'roll for constipation'

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean... He never said he spat out the gravel. Brings a whole new meaning to pebble dashing the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"What the hell are you doing in there? Laying cobblestone?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't a healing spell be a better option?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

For healing, absolutely. I just like the idea of having him require a visit to the local blacksmith where he has to explain how he broke his tooth. Purely for the sake of embarrassing him when they eventually ask why he thought it was a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Save vs death on their next bowel movement

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Dude be like "They call it a rest room but I'm fighting for my fucking life in here!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Naw, unless they abuse it you're just punishing creativity. The Constitution roll at camp mentioned elsewhere is a good idea.