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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I shat away a headache. Ask me anything.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was it a sinker or a floater?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A bowl streaker of mixed consistency

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you. I have shared the bounty with my local sewage system.

#blessed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh the poor family member that's next.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have 2 other toilets in the house. This one has been declared a hazardous zone according to the Geneva convention.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet it smells like death in there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Death would be a welcome respite.

This is a mix of Mordor and Werribee with a hint of sulfur

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

when is the heat death of the universe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Not yesterday and likely not tomorrow either

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A melange if you will.