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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I need Head & Shoulders massage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you're the ceo, get one of the upper management to do it 👍

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha. One has gone to get me groceries and the other popped out to have her glasses cleaned, mumbled something about breakfast and went back to bed. The 4 legged one does a very poor job of it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My 4 legged one gives good massages, but he usually targets my bladder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha. Pets have no boundaries. My dog likes to sleep on my chest. Next minute his trying to stick his paw in my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My kitten wakes me up to play at 2am and 3am. Then the cats run all over the bed and in behind the blind right beside my head and all over the flat at 730am without fail. When i get a 9-5 they'll be a good alarm clock... pfft me in a 9-5. hahaha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

massages Head & Shoulders into CEO's hair

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

knees and toes, knees and toes 🎶

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blah blah blah we all clap hands together. 🎶

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

we're all in this together 🙌
Just because the sub is gone doesn't mean I won't bring this up again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh sure they looked like they really cared. They probably all gathered at the pub after their little sing-along.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what the hell was that and who were they? ( I assume they are pollies just by the amount of cringe they were capable of inducing )

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

law firm in perth during covid

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

they should enter politics 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago