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Hold on, maybe I've figured it out. Endless magical profits, here I come!
Step 4. Be ultra-wealthy. (Bonus for not paying taxes.) Step 5. Do anything. (Bonus for pretending it's profitable.)
I've one the steps is, "use the letter X SOMEHOW, so people won't laugh at you and will realize you are so cool finally"
Last step is selling it to yahoo!
Nah, it's selling to Yahoo, then getting your parent company acquired by Verizon, then having Verizon spin your parent company off again.