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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Couldn't help myself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But be especially wary of every man who is a pig (police)