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‘Ah, Pissing, I Love To Piss,’ Says Ron DeSantis Attempting To Strike Up Conversation With Voter (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Umm. That’s how sex happens in the bathroom.

you know what else I like? Shootn’ a fat load. Don’t you? Man, wish I could shoot a fat load right now, yaknowatimean? strokes cock Hey, why don’t we shoot one right now. Just to get the pressure out. Here, let me help……..

Aaaaand, REPUBLICAN GAY SEX! Woo!

Happens all the time, ask Larry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting that Pudding Fingers has a wide stance in the men's room?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

oh, I’m sorry. How did my dick get under the bathroom stall. Golly, a gay could have a lot of fun under here, haha. Let’s pretend hahaha ha ha.