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‘Ah, Pissing, I Love To Piss,’ Says Ron DeSantis Attempting To Strike Up Conversation With Voter (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So, um, what's the shelf for? (Is it for when you're so well hydrated, your pisses become so long and boring you need an elbow rest?)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To put your glass of beer (cause of piss) on.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Huh. The decadence of the New World.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

If the shelf has a slope, then the pub has (or had) a problem with cokey punters