this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I queue for the toilet, I count how many men wash their hands after they're done ๐Ÿคข

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Try not to notice how many people use hand sanitizer before going to buffets.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

COVID ruined buffets for me. Like I absolutely cannot bring myself to eat at one anymore

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I prefer my food without traces of cock

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

All of them... Right? Right??