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Do you plan on giving the microwave a thrashing?
I'm going to get her hot and steamy. I know all the right buttons to press if you know what I mean 😉
Go easy there lover. Remember slow hand. Not come and go in a heated rush.
and make sure to turn her on first!
Relax. This won't be the first root vegetable I've penetrated with microwave radiation, if you know what I mean 😉
This is no longer PG.
it's after eight
I go do something else for a while and come back to this?!
sowwy uwu
do make sure you have protection when she's piping hot!
If you're anything like me, it'll be dripping moist when you're done.
I enjoy lubricating mine with butter if it isn't moist enough