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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, and the polar opposite of people getting _way_too defensive.

"And in the red corner, wearing judgy pants, former Redditors! And in the blue corner, wearing insecurity pants, more former Redditors!"

"Yes, Bob, we're in for a good one tonight. We expect overdramatic attacks coming out early with overdramatic counters and the unusual defense of letting their opponent know they're going to block them before they do. I don't know who will win tonight and I don't care."

"Right you are, Jim. We expect it to drag out into 134 rounds as some fighters expel way too much time on pedantic attacks that mean nothing to anyone anywhere, but at least their own fragile egos may remain intact. Let's go ring side..."

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