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Revelations (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Now I'm just imagining them coming back down, combusting, and people thinking the war of Armageddon has begun.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this why I can't just go to the party store and buy hydrogen filled balloons?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, you really don't want an unplanned indoors Hindenburg reenactment because someone got too close to the birthday cake. Also it's difficult to store

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But easy to make.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

St Peter checked them at the gates and all got sent back

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"The fuck made you think Paul was so important?! The dude was one of the false prophets Jesus warned about, you morons!" -St. Peter, probably

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better yet, attach a small explosive to them so once they get enough attention and people think the rapture is coming they suddenly burst into flames and explode.

That way the Christians really won't know what to think.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"God works in mysterious, explosive ways."