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10 Worst Programming Languages (i.ibb.co)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm just gonna go out on a limb and ruffle some feathers and say it's node.js

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, that’s a runtime. But yes, JavaScript.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

regular javascript is actually okay in my book. It's just node.js that I despise because of all it's weirdness. Javascript should just be able to be opened in a browser and run with no fuss.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Javascript should just be able to be opened in a browser and run with no fuss

It can be. But if you want to have modules you need to use something to compile them into a single file.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I actually like JavaScript. I even like node a little. But the shitshow that is React can fuck right off.