this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I want to make a food (maybe chocolate) the exact dimensions of of a lightbulb so I can try this safely. I really think I could take it out.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Use melted sugar, that'd be more authentic!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, couldn't remember what it's called. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It'll soften with your saliva hopefully.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think the point is that the fear of not being able to get it out easily would lead your jaw muscles to clench up. So somebody would have to basically trick you into thinking that the imitation is real.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Open your mouth all the way. Use your fingers to measure it. Do you really think a lightbulb could fit in there?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Well, given that it could fit in, it could come out the same way. I have a rather large face hole, so I think it could fit. Is the meme meant to be that the lightbulb is too big for most people to even get in?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Now you got us all sticking fingers in our mouth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You could try and find an apple that's about the same size?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's LED bulbs of the exact size and shape but with plastic casings

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But then if it gets stuck you can't even break it, you'd just have to live like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Use an ice cream cone. Saves the effort of making some elaborate food thing. And with a cone, you can just bite through it, after the the hard outer, the ice cream is just easy to bite through.

I think the problem comes.up when your jaw locks and its a bastard to move it. I get it occasionally when I'm eating or yawning.