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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kid put a banana in his mouth. Yeah kids put everything in their mouths! Be glad it's food and not random carpet lint.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly. And everyone knows if a kid puts carpet in his mouth he's a god damn lesbe-ann.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That must be where I went wrong. I put carpet in my mouth and a banana in my ass