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Kid put a banana in his mouth. Yeah kids put everything in their mouths! Be glad it's food and not random carpet lint.
Exactly. And everyone knows if a kid puts carpet in his mouth he's a god damn lesbe-ann.
That must be where I went wrong. I put carpet in my mouth and a banana in my ass