this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2023
16 points (94.4% liked)

Toronto

1637 readers
2 users here now

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Friends:
Support lemmy.ca

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
16
Opinion | There’s one sure-fire way to fix Toronto’s traffic woes. Just don’t expect any candidate to suggest it (www.thestar.com)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
36 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Hahahahahaha. In a similar vein, as mayoral candidate Doug "Dimsdale Dimmadome" Dimmadome here's my "20km/h Plan". All traffic is going to go at least 20km/h no matter what.

How, you ask? Well we're not using these snowplows for half the year, and just budget in a few supercharged CAT D11s to go 20km/h, ensuring traffic goes at least that fast or else they'll be helped right along.

Oh, the traffic light's red? Too bad, the pile of cars behind you are waiting and it's not gonna stop!

Pedestrians and cyclists? Well they better bike or run at 20km/h or have taken the TTC! We will have the best traffic in the world thanks to bulldozer.