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Watched it last night (on Tubi). Hilarious!!! Thanks so much for this discovery. I'm going to try to find other Wakaliwood films.
My log:
Many spoilers
The high security enclosure for the money exchange... is made of cardboard.
Narrator: "I have a key." Swaz smashes window with hammer. Narrator: "Ugandan key!" :D
How many Abba song titles is the narrator going to use?
OMG, this narration :D ๐คฃ
SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!
Swaz shoots cop up the arse. Narrator: "My bums!"
"I'm too old for this shit."
Chase scene squeezing through narrow gaps in shanty town. Narrator: "The unfittables."
After an absolutely insane pedal-to-the-metal opening 12 minutes, the orphan section really slows things down. But very soon "Ten years later". Phew!
Man with eyes closed in chair. Narrator: "Is he dead?" Man rouses. "Oh, this is Uganda, I thought he's dead."
"Sluuuuuurp"
"How can you love this roach turd?"
Little kid to US doctor: "I can train you to be a commando." SLAP! "First lesson." :D
Is that Wesley Snipes or 'Buddy' Spencer?
Shanty town boys chasing white doctor as part of his 'commando' training. Narrator: "Get the muzungu. Eat the muzungu. Cook him alive! He must be delicious."
"This is ghetto. THIS IS GHETTO."
"Mamma mia." Another Abba song title.
Muzungu wants info on Big Black's location from little girl. Her: "First, give me my sweets." Narrator: "Ugandan women."
Cop explaining plan: "My kung fu cops will surround them."
"Predator's half-Jamaican, you know."
"Uganda's first women in prison movie", starring the female Bud Spencer! SLAP!
Supa criminal's demands: "... And I want '24' back on TV!"
"What a movie! Good thing it's over."
Character background? Narrator: "Booorrrriiing." Fast forward.
Tubi also has Who Killed Captain Alex? from the same director.
Which is also a fun one
Cool, added to my watchlist :)