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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Since a fight to the death is probably against the TOS I think they should have a sexy nude wrestling match in a kiddie pool full of ketamine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I absolutely do not want that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

You don't want a sexy little naked wrassle in a kiddie pool of ketamine?

Because it'd be hot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're making my soul cry out in anguish. Please stop

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Oh come on no one in modern times has a soul.

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