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[–] [email protected] 138 points 5 days ago (12 children)

Warlock: I promised my soul in exchange for great power.

Rogue: To which great power?

Warlock: All of them. Let them fight over it when I am dead.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

I knew a wizard that had traded his soul for favors so many times he was effectively immortal. He never went adventuring any more, just oversaw research in our flying screened tower. Since old age was the only feasible way he was going to die, which would cause a war between all the outer planes over ownership of his soul, no one would cause his death. He was 218 when I met him, and he was over 5000 years old, and a demigod of secrets, when I met him again, because of a mixup we had while inventing portal magic. We ended up 5000 years in the past and I went back to the present, but he stayed behind. Pagiathrakatos was an interesting dude. Got a compliment from a dwarf on his impressive beard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why does this sound so familiar?

[–] weariedfae 1 points 5 days ago

Do you watch D20? Somewhat similar situation in Unsleeping City season 1.

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