Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A tryangle.

Because, "Do or do not there is no try"

PS: Yoda would've made a terrible Math teacher!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

mm haa mm mm mm mm ha mm haa mm mm mm mm ha mm haa mm mm mm ha mm mm ha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Run run run jump. I can be a backpack while you run.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

(in R2D2 voice) Stop it please

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

One day I was walking and I found this big log. Then I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick. And I was like

"That log had a child"