Strange Planet by Nathan W. Pyle

Yeah, no one should be able to make a quick sanity check for things that span multiple powers.

• "Hey Bob, we have 5000 of those 78 ft rails, that enough for the 100 mile railroad?"

• "What do I look like, a fucking calculator?"

vs

• "Hallo Heinz, how mäny hecto-liter do ve kneed für 1000 0.5l bottles of Bier?"

• "20, boss."

The amount of people going completely out of their way to die on their little cubic ft hill actually defending they're incapable of easily and consistenly calculating units is just utterly ridiculous. "Nobody should be doing this!!!1!"

No, wait, the people in here telling people that "dozenal" is superior, but not realizing they're not using a "dozenal" system at all, they're just counting to twelve in decimal. Those are also making me question whether humans actually went to the moon...