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[โ€“] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Sometimes when I grill. I don't clack the tongs together.

[โ€“] Baylahoo 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can almost forgive some of these others. But I don't understand how a person, much less a dad, could even begin to commit such an attrocity. The second I don't click the tongs, tweezers, hell even scissors, you will know that I have been compromised.

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