Homebrewing - Beer, Mead, Wine, Cider

don't sell yourself short on the tasting vocabulary, everybody's interpretation is subjective and there is no standard. I understood and managed to get a picture of the thing you're describing, so purpose achieved :)

if you want to have some fun, try looking through some whisky tasting notes with such enticing flavours as 'harbor rope', 'wet dog' and 'kippers'