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"You were bad, so Jesus took a nap. Now god forgives you"
Huuuh? I need more wine for this crap...
Just ask the giant bunny that delivers unfertilized eggs from chickens in remembrance of this to explain it to you.
Upvoted for mentioning they're unfertilized. As someone who grew up working on farms, it always surprises me how many people think the eggs they buy in the store are all potential chickens.
People think we're eating chicken abortions but really we're eating chicken periods.