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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Fun fact: people assume sharks attack humans because they sometimes look like seals, but in reality they can sense cancer in various parts of the body and their protective instincts lead them to severing those parts of the body.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So if I'm attacted by a shark I have biiger issues to worry about?

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, if you're attacked by a shark and it lets you go, you are most likely cured already

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I should start a Shark Therapy business

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What do you suppose the sharks need therapy for?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the info