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Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑 (mander.xyz)

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Greenland sharks are pretty amazing

They can grow up to 24 feet putting them at the same giant scale as great whites and basking sharks, but most are usually closer to 5 meters long

They can live for hundreds of years due to extremely slow metabolism and ambush feeding, some individuals found around 400 years old are as old as the Jamestown colony, Don Quixote, and the discovery of logarithms.

They are opportunistic feeders and have been found with polar bear and reindeer in their digestive systems, and can pull/vacuum in water to catch their primary prey of fish, eels, and other sharks.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Be me

young shark, ready to make my mark on the world

Find a book falling from the sky called Don Quixote

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Ignore humans for a few hundred years, eat some fish instead

Find out it's become a core component of their identity and everyone knows about it

Even had a ballet about it

wtf

[–] lagoon8622 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don Quixote is actually an awesome book, you should definitely read or listen to it. Give it a bit to get rolling, and you will absolutely be doubled over with laughter

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