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And encryption is when you fondle a holographic semi-transparent ball with your fingers.
That’s not the kind of ball-fondling I had in mind.
Fellas, is it gay to decrypt?
Only if your bits touch.
What if they byte?
That's kinda how hacking in half life alyx works, the vr game, it feels a lot better than the ol' lockpicking in pancake games
I've never heard of non-vr games referred to as this before. It's clever!
Somewhat relatedly, I also learned just yesterday that some flat tumors are called pancake tumors. I didn't really enjoy learning that one, though. :(
Bad pancake
No syrup
This encryption is so strong, not even the inventor can crack it!