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[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 134 points 3 weeks ago (25 children)

60k isn't that much, I frequently run scripts against multiple hundreds of thousands at work. Wtf is he doing? Did he duplicate the government database onto his 2015 MacBook Air?

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 136 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

60k is laughably, embarrassingly small. It's still sqlite-sized.

[–] naught 58 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i mean its even excel sized depending on how many columns. This is seriously sad and alarming

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hey now that's real close to the 65,535 16-bit limit (from 20 years ago)

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit if this ids lm issue that’s too funny

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