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Avowed made me scream to my doctor: “I am a wizard!” (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I have a very bad case of disc hernia, and today, I had back surgery to fix it—somehow. For the last two weeks, I was completely bedridden, and all I did was play games and read books.

Two days ago, I finished Avowed as a wizard, clocking in around 55 hours. I guess it stuck with me subconsciously because while waking up from general anesthesia, I started screaming, “I am a wizard! I am a wizard!” multiple times.

I had no idea I was coming out of surgery, and I only realized it when my doctor said, “Okay, wizard, can you raise your leg for me?” At that moment, my brain went: “Wait, why is this NPC asking me to raise my leg? Oh… why am I in a bed? Oh… this looks like a hospital!”

It finally clicked that I was still under anesthesia, but by then, everyone was smiling at me like, “Okay, wizard!”

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago

I work in a GI lab and one of the funniest things I heard when a patient was waking up was, "You guys were so good I'm coming back for another colonoscopy tomorrow!"