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[–] [email protected] 104 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (16 children)

Why would I give some woman I barely know my hard earned cum?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago (12 children)

I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can't let any of my vital essence go to waste.

[–] DScratch 7 points 6 days ago

Save it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.

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