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Hannibal Lector confirmed as US secretary for Not Eating People (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He said he doesn't eat people though and wants to make america better. Who are you gonna believe? The millions of people that called out his cannibalism and murder and psychopath behavior? Or the guy who clearly said he doesn't eat people?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, eating people was clearly trolling for the lulz. He's certainly not on a eating-people platform. That would be silly. Okay he might still eat a few people but surely not me. As far as I'm concerned I'm trusting the guy.