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[โ€“] Lucidlethargy 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure the one he's been wearing as a hat since that CEO got shot is going to be different.

[โ€“] jballs 6 points 2 days ago

Wouldn't be surprised if he names his next kid LOU (Luigi Obstruction Unit)