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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him (chaser.com.au)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if it ever occurred to him, to maybe try not being a dick.

Even bill gates managed to pull off some good PR with all his gates foundation bullshit, which made everyone seem to forget about his image from the 90s. (For a while.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It’s funny because he’s now a villain for all the wrong reasons.

You know, with the eating kids and microchipping everyone according to the wackos lol.

What a world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You mean gates? He’s still a dick though. He just managed to hide it for a couple of decades, before it revealed itself again.