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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him (chaser.com.au)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So he's going to keep having kids until he's eventually able to Neuralink them to like him?

[–] Lucidlethargy 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he does this some day. Like, I'm not being facetious. He would do this if he could. That's how much of a piece of shit this guy is, just in case the Nazi salutes didn't drive it home for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

There's no way Techno Mechanicus is 100% organic.