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[–] AlligatorBlizzard 117 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yup, I ate this onion. I hate reality.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean... he already said it about Ukraine, it is entirely possible he'd say this about Poland.

The problem is any mental thing people can make up is something he could easily have said.

If this was true, I'd just say yup. Sounds like something he'd say.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's more likely to say that US fought on the wrong side in ww2.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I also ate it. Was just about to scroll by when I say the community. 100% plausible thing for him to say.