this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You will never make me throw out my many boxes of redundant cables... NEVER!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When you were partying, I untangled wires.

When you were having premarital sex, I mastered cable ties.

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated my parts boxes.

And now that your internet isn't working and you need a replacement CAT-6 cable, you have the audacity to come to me for help?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

This hits me right in the giblets.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I did that once for a move a few years ago.

I have regretted that decision multiple times as I imagine the bag of cables that used to have the cable I needed....