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[–] [email protected] 118 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

"Speed", but instead of a vehicle exploding, it's to avoid ads.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Officer, "Why'd you run that red light?"

Me, "If I hear the Meow Mix jingle one more time I'm gonna snap!"

Jeep, having heard you mention a product, dutifully plays the relevant ad.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Officer: Why were you speeding?

Me: Wanted to avoid ads.

[–] Lucidlethargy 28 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This isn't even funny... This is something people will do. Jeep doesn't give a fuck about safety. FUCK Jeep.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 hours ago

Jeep isn't a true company anymore it's just another brand under Stellantis. So FUCK stellantis and every other brand under them.